A man bought a parrot.
He brought the parrot home, and started teaching it phrases, like “Polly want a cracker?” But, the parrot only swore, and kept on swearing. The man got annoyed, so he put a blanket over the parrot’s cage. The parrot still swore. The man is now furious. He puts the parrot in the freezer, hoping it will shut up. The parrot sees a frozen turkey in the freezer and says, “Oh my, what did you do?!”